If you don't already understand it I'm afraid you never will.
But I'm sick of taking out the garbage
No, I merely said that being late to a conference "suggests" a temperament other than IJ. If the reason people believe Michael is IJ is because he invested so much time into basketball, then they're doing the same thing I do when I say "he was late, I do not think him IJ". The difference is that I follow my statement up with "that is because an IJ, regardless of type, will be adept in Ni, which has been described by some as a keen sense of time". Furthermore, if Michael Jordan really is SLI, then he is an "obstinate" type and would thus be normal in devoting a lot of time to an interest of his.
Basketball itself is a "dynamic" game, with plays often developing a seemingly spontaneous manner as the players constantly adjust their positions on the court relative to the ball, which constitutes the center of action. An SLI, whose primary function is Si, or "Implicit Relation Dynamics", and whose auxiliary function is Te, or "Explicit Object Dynamics", would be in an excellent position to excel in a dynamic game like basketball. The primary function might be responsible for some of Michael's more "creative" moments, as with it he could have envisioned a dynamic relationship between himself, the ball, the other players, the basketball hoop, and the court itself that no other player could conceive of. His well-trained auxiliary function assisted with court awareness - tracking the "Explicit Dynamics" of the "Objects" of play, i.e. the players and the ball.
Now, if you'd like to tell me why he is IJ, I'm all ears.