Quote Originally Posted by Smilingeyes View Post
Naturally.

@Sereno

So were you going to reveal the forum that you are that Cambodian bitty who I'm marrying?


@Cyclops

I know this is sort of in contradiction to something I've said to you in a pm quite recently. I'm sorry about that. There have been some overwhelming turns of events.

@Ssmall

You're one of the people I'm really going to miss if I leave. It's been a privilege to know you. I felt this is as good a time to say it as any.

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I'm not quite comfortable discussing the actual details of what has occurred, beyond my engagement to Sereno of course. But thanks again, thanks everyone, just for, you know, being you.
Once I laid eyes upon Smilexian socionics, I knew I had found "the one," and I've always wondered what it would be like to get married on the first date. However, I think I should come clean about something Smiley... The truth is that I am a man, and Sirena who is my twin sister, was going to the altar in my stead... I know this must come as a shock, but it's the truth. All of it was a plot to steal your money, and I am deeply sorry... You must understand that we needed the money. Also, don't ask how we came to have enough money to use the internet, learn English, and buy the ticket to come to the US... I hope there are no hard feelings. Since I feel bad about all this, I can give you discounts on my INFj Cambodian hoes business. Will this do?